Have you ever said: “I’m so full I could burst”?
Well, you probably weren’t being literal, but this python was. Shortly after choking down a chunky crocodilian, the everglades inhabitant turned to its buddy, patted its stomach (impressive in its own right) and said: “I’m so full I could b—”
Funnily enough, the python—let’s call it Monty—didn’t explode because of the alligator it just ingested. It was actually the after-dinner mint offered by a nearby waiter with an exaggerated French accent. (It was only wafer-thin.)