A mechanic in a Moscow airport is fixing the wing of a passenger jet while the passengers are already on board preparing for a flight! This is how one of them with a seat next to the window took this picture.
Don’t worry. He is there to ensure that the turbine doesn’t fall off in midair like the other time.
The mystery of today is why Putin has put headphones upside down. Was he mocking his host’s bushy beard? He was in Chechnya visiting his friend and close ally Ramzan Kadyrov.
The Chechens had fought twice against the Russians for independence until Kadyrov’s father, Akhmat, made an under-the-table deal with Moscow. He was blown up in a stadium and his son Ramzan took over.
Ramsan calls himself Putin’s number-one infantryman. Putin is his sole protection from the wrath of both the FSB/KGB who can’t wait to kill the rat bastard for running his independent show in Chechnya and the Chechens who Ramsan has robbed blind and sold out to Moscow.
If tomorrow something very bad happens to Putin leaving 144 million orphans, Kadyrov is unlikely to live another day.
The special occasion for the headphones was the war lord’s fat son Adam. He was showing off his shooting skills by missing most of the targets although he stood right next to them.
A bodyguard was right behind Adam’s back to make sure that he didn’t shoot Putin (or more likely his body double) by mistake.
Over fifty drones headed to Moscow at night, but the vast majority of the residents of Moscow didn’t have a clue what was going on. As we say, “If they didn’t show it on state TV, it has never happened.”
This news was even covered by UK’s tabloid, but my friend’s community of gamers, over twenty highly educated professionals in total, were at the same time exchanging messages on WhatsApp about the sudden traffic collapse.
People have some holidays all at the same time flying in on planes with mechanics on the wings. That explains the sudden ten-mile-long traffic jam three hours past rush hour!
Just don’t look up. The truth is way more depressing. They’re not even smart enough to be as evil as you’re giving them credit for.